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To be absolutely honest, Online Dating, just like traditional dating, is not easy. Sure, some people might put their dating profile online and a week later the guy or girl of their dreams sends them an email and sweeps them off their feet. It does happen. But, generally, successful online dating requires significant effort and due diligence.
Online Dating Sites introduce you to people. These sites, like our FreeDatingScene.com, give you exposure. They give you a chance to put yourself out there, in our case – for Free. Essentially, we give you free advertising space, in a realm full of other people who also want to find that special someone. So, it’s definitely a great opportunity to show what makes you special to a lot of prospective matches. But, it does take work.
Despite the work required, however, the journey can be quite fun. The situations we place ourselves in while dating, especially online dating, are just plain great fodder for great humor. So, why shouldn’t we take some moments along our path to just laugh, at ourselves, and the situations we find ourselves in?
We’ve all been there, at least a time or two, if we’ve spent any time at all participating in Online Dating. Maybe our date’s cell phone keeps ringing throughout the entire first date, and we just know it isn’t their kid? Maybe that guy who seemed so perfect in email and phone conversations just tried to hide his face from everyone in the restaurant as he made his way to your table? Maybe your date opens her mouth for the first time in your presence and you suddenly have an instinctual primal desire to run away?
Sure, maybe we don’t always see the humor of online dating, while we are still in the moment. But, later, perhaps many years later, we might at least chuckle a little, right? And certainly, in the meantime, we can laugh at the experiences of others, can’t we? We think so. So, laugh with us a little, hopefully, as you peruse our Online Dating Humor pages. And, be sure to join our members as well, so you can create your own humorous Online Dating moments, and perhaps even a Spark or two…
Let’s make dating a bit more fun…
There are moments when this whole dating thing is just not a lot of fun. Is she interested? How do I show her that I’m interested? Does she look even remotely like her pictures? Am I ok with small amounts of saliva dripping out of her mouth every so often while she talks? Can I find the humor in that? Is that odor coming from the people at the table next to us? I hope so. How many guys has she mentioned so far? I think I’ve lost track. Will she think drawing on the bathroom stall is a fun, quirky, humorous thing to do on a first date, or…not so much? I’m sure we’ve all been there. Anyway, here’s an idea…Read the full Online Dating Humor Article here
Another night with my cat…
Facing another night of movies with my cat, I mustered some courage along with a small bag of self-deprecating humor, and went dancing. I didn’t have anyone to go with. But, sometimes you just have to go anyway. Ok, ok, before you get all hung up on the guy having a cat thing. Yeah, I get it. There really is no excuse for a single guy to have a cat. But, I do have a daughter, and we saved the cat from the Humane Society. Or, maybe the Humane Society saved the cat. But, I’m sure we did something cool by taking her home.
So, where I live, there really aren't many nightlife choices. A coin toss selected a band called Old Dogs, or Big Dogs, or some kind of dogs, at the local nightlife establishment. Band-wise, I would have to say it was not a lucky toss. But, when life gives you lemons…
Ok, the Dogs are barking, or playing, or chasing their tails. Being the stud I am, I scoped out the room for the most attractive woman and claimed her for my own, dragging her by the hair to the dance floor. Oh wait, that was the guy with the slicked back hair and gold chain. And, the whole dragging by the hair thing was somewhat humorous to watch, at least until the police showed up. I was in the corner of the room, by the door. Well, ok, technically I guess I wasn’t actually in the room. But, I was by the door, peeking in.Read the full Online Dating Humor Article here
Taking Dating to the Slopes!
“You don’t like heights very much, do you?” she said, her voice showing obvious signs of humor. She had a great voice actually, and she was likely quite hot. But I wasn’t capable of looking anywhere other than straight at the back of the chairs ahead of us, as they seemed to climb straight up the mountain. Both of my arms were wrapped as tightly as possible around the back of the chair as I longed to be back on the ground where I had left my sense of humor waiting anxiously for my return. Doesn’t it seem like we modern humans could devise a better method for getting to the top of a mountain than dangling people bundled up in awkward clothing and gloves from chairs held fast to a cable with some kind of very small metal pin? This one didn’t even have a guard. How much could a guard cost? “Guards for everyone!” I desperately wanted to yell to the lift attendant, hoping it would sound cool somehow, as if I was ordering a round of drinks down at the bar.
There really isn't anything quite as sexy as a scared man, wouldn’t you agree? The snow-bunny didn’t ask for my number. But it was pretty cold that night, and it would have been excruciating for her to take her gloves off. She was probably just going to catch me the next time around. I’m sure the vision of me exiting the lift had to be the pinnacle of the attraction for her. I think I caught a glimpse of her skiing off the top of the hill, just as my vision cleared. Remind me again why snowboarding is considered so much cooler than skiing?Read the full Online Dating Humor Article here